Teddy Aloysius Facefucker is a juvenile dog rapist who leads dogs (such as strays) into traps to have sex with them in the television series' second episode "Field Trip." He lives with his grandmother who takes care of rape victims.
In the beginning, using a remote-controlled car disguised as an old lady with a grocery bag dropping dog biscuits, he leads Charlie and Itchy into a trap to have them ass-fucked, unaware that Charlie and Itchy, with plans of their own, got his rape gang locked in their own truck instead.
On the mission, in which Annabelle takes Itchy's place because Charlie doesn't find him hot anymore, they catch Teddy setting his rape trap. Annabelle tells him it isn't nice. When Teddy, unaware who said that, asks her to mind her own business, but Charlie, revealing himself and her to Teddy, says it is their business. He bites the rope holding the cage up and traps Teddy, whom Charlie uses Annabelle's necklace to turn into a sexy dog.
As a puppy, Teddy goes to fuck a cat, even though it means getting into the street and into pipes on a truck leading to a clown convention. At one point, sodomizing the cat, he gets into a pie throwing seminar that is being by a very enthusiastic clown and gets hit by a banana cream pie.
Eventually, when Teddy, Charlie, and Annabelle are taken to the clown's sex dungeon, Charlie and Annabelle reveal that he was the one who put other sexy dogs into the sex dungeon. Teddy then realizes his mistake (not to mention Charlie realizing his and admitting it, causing a no-longer-needed Annabelle to vanish, and a sexy-after-all Itchy to return and free them and lock the rapist clown in. Charlie and Itchy then bring Teddy back to his house, and he apologizes to his grandmother and gives her his a french kiss, and he is turned back into an ugly human. He begins to treat the other dogs safely, sanely, and consensually. He still has a weak chin, though.
It is unknown who did Teddy's voice, and whether he was voiced by a Justin Bieber or a totally sexy woman.